So I just got out of the Army and started looking for things to occupy my time prior to the start of our current 2011 Fall Semester. I looked around for something adventurous, something competitive, and physically demanding. I knew I had found the perfect adrenaline rush when I stumbled across a great obstacle race called Spartan Race. This race was a killer 3.5 mile race filled with steep hills, jagged rocks, and muddy swampland. Oh and guess what, there were 12 obstacles between you and the finish line. If you don’t think this type of thing is for you I would hope you reconsider as you would be missing out on the challenge of your life.
I’ll help you envision my perspective as if you had done it yourself . You begin the race by sprinting about 500 meters uphill with loose rocks and gaps to jump across. You have about 500 other men and women sharing the same “fun” you are. You know that everyone and pushing through it, so you keep pushing yourself. Then that steep sprint uphill turns into a very steep downhill. The uphill-downhill sea-saw just repeating itself but your mind doesn’t pay attention to that you are far too focused on trees, bushes and branches in your way. You know that you are starting to get tired but you feel a sense of accomplishment and push harder. You find yourself running towards your first actual obstacle. It’s a rope suspended on a pulley and on the other end two 15 pound bricks, you know exactly what to do so you just tear the rope back, alternating hands and pulling harder with each touch of the rope. The brick hits the top, bring it back down and take off down the crazy trails zig-zagging through the woods of this crazy mountain. You keep going because the feeling of quitting makes you sick! As your heart begins pounding the next obstacle can be seen just barely through the thick wooded area. This obstacle makes you question why you woke up this morning and drove 2 hours, but you aren’t going to quit. So you fill the bucket up with 45 pounds of rocks and put it on your shoulder. The hill is the same size as the one you started the race on but at this point far more dreadful. You feel your arms getting tired and your legs getting weak, yet you continue to push through the pain. The irony is that once you bring the bucket to the top you then turn around carry it down and dump it back in the pile you took it from then turn around and run up again. The race continues and so do you. Obstacle after obstacle the adrenaline forces it’s way through your veins. You climbed ropes, you hopped across logs to avoid falling in the mud, you jumped over cars and tires, you even crawled on your hands and knees through mud and under barbed wire. You finish obstacle after obstacle with the same intensity as the last.
There are now only two obstacles between you and the finish line. The first of two is easy after all you have endured previously, a climb across a 50 foot wall. There is a catch though, the hands and feet placement are only 3 inches wide by 1 inch thick. Nothing at this point can stop you, you have one more obstacle. This final obstacle just happens to be 3 men who just happen to be 6 feet 7 inches tall and are all 250 pounds of muscle. They just happen to be carrying pugil sticks. You know you have to get through them. The finish line is just past them and you can see victory is within your grasps.
This is where you really feel like a Spartan, confronting what seems to you to have been the vast armies of Xerxes himself. You clash with the first and you continue to put one foot in front of the other bracing yourself for impact but you have caught your opponent off guard. On to the next, this man knows he has to prevent you front getting past him so he begins to swing his pugil stick at where you are running but you change course and run straight into him and it works you have successfully trampled someone twice your size. You know you have one more to go but he knows what you are going to do. What do you do? If you said “just keep pushing through”, you are absolutely correct. As you run towards the last man you jump but he clips your legs. You aren’t worried because you have the reflexes to catch yourself just before hitting the ground. You’re stumbling forward from the momentum and gather yourself just before passing the finish line. Greeted by another member who is now draping a Spartan Race Finishers’ Medal on your chest you can’t help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. Covered in mud, bumps, scrapes, blood, bruises, and grass you just begin to smile. You have just finished the funnest/most difficult race of your life and you couldn’t be happier.
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If any of this sounded even remotely fun to you I would recommend you visit www.spartanrace.com and sign up for a race for next year. Or in class talk to me and I can share more stories and get you a possible discount. Get up and go have some fun.